Our Cooking Show

For Mr. Peenee's Birthday

I went out and got a real stylin' do!

Meow

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Beau Font

by Mr. Ray, of course.

portrait or landscape

"The Grandeur of the Upsweep"

Thanks to Mr. Peenee, I'm settling in with some nice pills, a comb and a spray can of Stylac. See you Tuesday.

Death Notice Hair, Almost Aunt Mary

This picture is grainy, but I just had to blog it!  It is of the woman who was almost my Aunt!  Will post details to Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights when I return from my seclusion next week!

Salt and Pepper

Go Big or Go Home

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Patti LaBelle

Need we say more?

Friday Night Hair

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Is your hair ready to party?

Jeannette Lynne

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Yummy Yummy Dum Dum

When I'm not doing hair, I sometimes make little videos...

Hoochie Coochie Hair

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Crimes of Beauty

all from Least Wanted's flickr.

Please won't you meet, my neighbor?

Meet Ted Williams?, panhandler, before his appointment with the stylist.  His scary hair may have impacted his donations at Hudson Street and I-71.

And Ted Williams, a day later, now former panhandler, after meeting with a stylist.

See what a good do can do for you?

The husband and I were watching TV yesterday and they were doing this story about a panhandler with a golden voice on the national news.  And as they cut to the tape, the husband said - "Hey, that's our freeway ramp!"  And I said, "Hey that's our homeless person!"

And sure as the sun comes up in the east and sets in the west, there was our scary looking (but very polite) panhandler who works the ramp not more than three blocks from Ville d'Cookie!  Of course we literally live on the other side of the tracks from his former place of employment. 

Well now that Ted has vacated his ramp, the place was quick to fill up with all manner of people today at noon jockeying for position, hoping for handout and their BIG BREAK.  A gummy older man proclaimed that "He," presumably Ted, "don't have anything on me. I speak as good as he do."

Yeah, I don't think so.

Still, we take a certain amount of pride that our homeless person has become an overnight sensation, with the help of a chance encounter, a seductive voice and some wild hair that is now under control.

None of these women could fit their do's in my Prius

Someone needs to take this video and overlay it with some classic "Brown Chicken Brown Cow" music!

Back from Holiday

As a belated gift to all my fellow stylists, I present you with some designs I created while on holiday. (Similar to the way the housekeeping staff braids the hair of silly little White girls for $40. By the pool of course, beverage in hand.)

What Are YOU Looking At?

You talkin' to me?

My Hair Lady