Showing posts with label Mean Dirty Pirate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mean Dirty Pirate. Show all posts
Monday, April 11, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Young AyeM8y & Farrah
Friday, April 1, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Meanwhile at the Lipstick Beauty Salon
"I'll tell ya, the Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best. They only let, well, you know, 'special' girls in. You have to audition to even get your hair done!"
Friday, March 25, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Salon Specials
Oops! We ordered too much Champagne Blonde hair color. In fact we�re overstocked and up to our arm pits in it. (NOTE: WE DO NOT COLOR UNDER-ARM HAIR) Have a seat in any of our stylist�s chairs for a shampoo, cut and blow dry and receive FREE hair color. (Limited to Champagne Blonde shades and tones only!) Make an appointment today or in the next ten years while supplies last. Walk-ins are always welcome at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon. Gratuities not included. Choose from four stylish looks ranging from church lady to stripper or somewhere in between. (Lilac highlights at additional cost)
Monday, March 21, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Beyond Blue Eyeshadow
The Divine David presents a Beauty Workshop Masterclass,
which is open to all...
Monday, March 14, 2011
Age Appropriate
It�s spring and a time when all young girls thoughts turn to one thing, �I need an Easter Hair-do, a new outfit and shoes�. With so many choices available a young girl can be overwhelmed and many choose a style that�s more suitable for a mature woman.
Remember that a young girl�s Easter Hair-do should be soft, shiny and flowing with lots of doo-dads, notions, barrettes, hair bands, yarn and pom poms tacked on. A cape and a table full of chocolate complete this look.
If in doubt take Momma along to the beauty parlor to guide you through this difficult decision, she knows good hair.
Remember that a young girl�s Easter Hair-do should be soft, shiny and flowing with lots of doo-dads, notions, barrettes, hair bands, yarn and pom poms tacked on. A cape and a table full of chocolate complete this look.
If in doubt take Momma along to the beauty parlor to guide you through this difficult decision, she knows good hair.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
It�s Ash Wednesday
Remember, Jesus had the prettiest hair of all! 
Smudges, olive oil, sacraments, and Mardi Gras beads,
are all acceptable forms of gratuity.
Book your appointment today and be more like Jesus.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Standing Appointments
For 35 years every Saturday, Piranha Ferocious is my 5:30.
The look is created by dying the shit out of it, frying the fuck out of it, back combing the hell out of it and spraying the crap out of it. It�s a work of art really.
After a few cocktails we head off to the casino where Piranha the Magnificent takes the stage delighting the audience with magic and illusions assisted by her �All lady Big Cats Revue� and her leopard assistant, Magda. She sawed me in half one time. She finishes her show with a grand finale where she recreates the Siegfried & Roy tiger attack. The tigers rip her to bloody pieces then she magically emerges whole and unharmed from her magic box. She refers to it as an homage.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Happy Birthday, Beautician AyeM8y!
Not only is AyeM8y one fierce beautician, he�s also the founder of "The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club!"
You spin us around, AyeM8y!
You spin us around, AyeM8y!
Bangs are 'IN'
Jane wore hers until they were so far out of style that they're back. Ask Sandra Bullock.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
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