Regarding this latest debacle.....

Things have sunk to a sorry state here at THHOF and I for one am appalled. Client's hair being burned straight off their scalps, careers being destroyed by the undisciplined meanderings of staff! Illicit drugs being distributed! I don't know why the board hasn't taken steps to shut us down! Seems we need to reconnect with some of our basics, revisit the nuts and bolts of everyday salon life.

I perused our text book and found a few items I feel need reexamination. Remember that we are not only responsible for the hair of our clients, but also for other, less hirsute regions as well.

REMEMBER

One must always maintain a, "Yes, I am too fabulous for you" attitude, not unlike the pose a sad queen might strike in a dark bar.

NOTE

"In shingling, the blade of the shears is held parallel with the comb." 

Yet with shagging, the tool is rarely parallel.

There will be a lecture on bullas next week. Pustules to follow.

Anyone caught in the second or third stages will be stripped and used as a visual aid.

There will be a pop quiz.